Tui!
I profess my love to thee,
Dear Gaspard Ulliel.
If Gaspard Ulliel is a vegetable,
People will be vegetarians.
If Gaspard Ulliel is a drug,
People will have aids.
If Gaspard Ulliel is a Star like the Sun,
People will be blind.
Just look at him,
Oh Gaspard Ulliel,
Only he can be 'vile' and spit randomly,
Yet still stay pretty.
