I profess my LOVE to thee...

Tui!

I profess my love to thee,

Dear Gaspard Ulliel.

If Gaspard Ulliel is a vegetable,

People will be vegetarians.

If Gaspard Ulliel is a drug,

People will have aids.

If Gaspard Ulliel is a Star like the Sun,

People will be blind.

Just look at him,

Oh Gaspard Ulliel,

Only he can be 'vile' and spit randomly,

Yet still stay pretty.